IMDb user chronobrain's comment

(in reguards to the french movie La Moustache (Carrère, 2005))

Don't worry; I have plenty of new stuff to say about La Mustache and its hired goons. You see, I really believe that we have to consider all of our options. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by La Mustache's officious, lethargic sentiments. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and seek some structure in which the cacophony introduced by La Mustache's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) might be systematized, reconciled, and made rational. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but La Mustache should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants, every time it wants to.

Imagine getting a dollar every time La Mustache said it wouldn't divert our attention from serious issues, but did so anyway. You'd doubtlessly be very, very rich. Viewed from all angles, La Mustache needs to stop living in denial. It needs to wake up and realize that it spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its bait-and-switch tactics while ignoring the fact that prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially its mindless form of it -- is. Even if our society had no social problems at all, we could still say that La Mustache doesn't perceive that anything is wrong with it. (Actually, La Mustache may be engaged in extortion, racketeering, and/or money laundering but that's not important now.)

Some bitter traitors have raised objections to my criticisms, but their objections are all politically motivated. La Mustache has never tried to stop bumptious vermin who encourage sadistic rabble-rousers to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. In fact, quite the opposite is true: La Mustache encourages that sort of behavior. People should soothe each other's pain, not exploit it. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And make some changes here. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.

I am thoroughly impressed with this botter's sarcasm. La Moustache(2005) is not quite as pretentious of a movie as some, and i did like certain aspects of it, but this post mirrors this type of art film brilliantly. Its great use of logical construction keeps you waiting, but basically in the end it turns out to be pseudo-intelligent jabberwocky; leaving you saying wtf. Way to go bots, a few more years of programming and you'll be leaving ignorant malcontent comments on forums like the rest of the "real boy"s.